Or so a WestJet passenger said, in a note sent up to the female airline captain. The Bible told him so. That’s because all the knobs and thingies are so confusing for the lady-mind, which is dedicated to thinking about diapers and meat loaf, I guess. That, or just the description — “cockpit” — is suspicious.
I suppose the only response is for the lady captain to hand the reins over to the disgruntled passenger. You don’t want her to fly? Here. You take over, you ignit mouth-breather.
And thanks, Jay, for the link.