San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, a Democrat who keeps getting caught in his own zipper, has a lawyer who says his client’s employer, the city of San Diego, is at least partially liable for the mayor’s bad behavior because the city of San Diego never trained Filner not to commit sexual harassment. The city, says Filner’s attorney, should have provided some kind of guidance as to how to behave around the laaaadies. For otherwise? Ol’ Bob was left hanging in the wind.
So here’s a little help, Bob. Based on your previous behavior, do not:
- Lick a person’s cheek unless s/he specifically asks you to.
- Ask a married person out on a date, unless that person is married to you.
- Grab any one’s buttocks, other than your own and then only in the privacy of your home.
- Say nasty stuff to people that you wouldn’t say in front of your grandmother.
You’re welcome, Bob I hope this helps.